I'm sitting here wondering what I can write about for Friday. I'm drawing a blank. I have a few things floating around in my head, but I would like to get into bed sometime before midnight. So, I'm taking the easy way out.
Things My Family Suggested I Write About:
*The corny weather guy on the local news.
*How Tapas is stupid.
*How I would make a terrible politician. (I would definitely be the worst. I can't lie, spin, or 'play the game'.)
*Dumb things my kids say. (I don't have that kind of time.)
*How Jay wants to find a loooong pumpkin so he can make a Peyton Manning jack-o-lantern.
*How Jay wants to be Zach Galifianakis for Halloween.
*Tips for getting the most ketchup from fast food restaurants. (Monty, obviously.)
*Pointless stickers on fruit.
*How the cashier at Goodwill kept trying to get me to go to see male strippers in Vegas with her. (It was a weird day.)
*My love of sriracha.
*How an old man slapped Jay's ass at work the other day.