Randomness about this young woman:
*I'm not sure, but I think she and my son might be dating.
*She had a friend, but she was promptly snatched up by another store manager who had recently broken up with his girlfriend. Make of that what you will.
*I don't think she'll be staying with us long. I don't need this bitch standing around making me feel bad about my body.
*On the bright side, I can for certain say that I will always have her beat in the brains department.
Any suggestions for artsy crafty things to do with a mannequin? Or maybe some type of practical joke? I have to make her time with me worthwhile.