Excuse me. I'm about to bring this discourse down a notch.
The other day I was reading this post of Betts's, and when I got to number eight I started thinking about my own "To-Do" List. In case you don't know what a "To-Do" list is, it's a list of five celebrities you can "do" without facing any repercussions from your significant other. I've never heard of anyone actually getting to "do" anyone on their list so I'm not sure how that whole "without repercussions" thing would work, but that didn't stop me from making a list, which is as follows.
1. Alec Baldwin
2. Alec Baldwin
3. Alec Baldwin
Obviously I'm banking heavily on not only being in the right place at the right time with that man, but also my ability to seduce him, which I imagine would be comical at best. But because I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket:
4. Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show. (I'd really like to discuss with him his views on god and religion. If I have to "do it" with him to do so, then so be it.)
Number five is always hard for me. On any given day I could catch a glimpse of a random celebrity and make him number five. I'm fickle that way. Or maybe just skanky. But when all else fails: Kiefer Sutherland.
In case you're wondering, Jay's list is:
1. Scarlett Johannsson
2. Julie Louis-Dreyfus
3. Rose Mcgowan
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Kate Winslet (Jay had Tea Leoni as number five but scrapped her for Kate because he felt he needed more "boob" on the list.)
Now I ask you..Who's on your list? Won't you share? I'd love to see your whole list but if you only want to share one or two, that's fine. I understand you may not be as slutty as I am.