Saturday, October 17, 2009

The List

Excuse me. I'm about to bring this discourse down a notch.

The other day I was reading this post of Betts's, and when I got to number eight I started thinking about my own "To-Do" List. In case you don't know what a "To-Do" list is, it's a list of five celebrities you can "do" without facing any repercussions from your significant other. I've never heard of anyone actually getting to "do" anyone on their list so I'm not sure how that whole "without repercussions" thing would work, but that didn't stop me from making a list, which is as follows.

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Alec Baldwin
3. Alec Baldwin

Obviously I'm banking heavily on not only being in the right place at the right time with that man, but also my ability to seduce him, which I imagine would be comical at best. But because I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket:

4. Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show. (I'd really like to discuss with him his views on god and religion. If I have to "do it" with him to do so, then so be it.)

Number five is always hard for me. On any given day I could catch a glimpse of a random celebrity and make him number five. I'm fickle that way. Or maybe just skanky. But when all else fails: Kiefer Sutherland.

In case you're wondering, Jay's list is:

1. Scarlett Johannsson
2. Julie Louis-Dreyfus
3. Rose Mcgowan
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Kate Winslet (Jay had Tea Leoni as number five but scrapped her for Kate because he felt he needed more "boob" on the list.)

Now I ask you..Who's on your list? Won't you share? I'd love to see your whole list but if you only want to share one or two, that's fine. I understand you may not be as slutty as I am.


Daphne said...

Ok. I haven't thought about this in awhile. Mine would be:

1. Johnny Depp
2. Angelina Jolie (come on, she's hot)
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Tobey McGuire (so cute!)
5. Mr. Clooney (I love me some salt-and-pepper hair)

Tammie said...

daphne: angelina joile is hot. plus, she seems to have more going on than just her hotness. i used to have a thing for matthew mcconaughey but now i think hes kind of a dope and i dont think we could talk.

and clooney...sigh. clooney. he occasionally will make an appearance on my list. usually during those short stretches of time when hes single.

Betts said...

Ooo, I forgot Johnny Depp. I hope he'd wear the pirate costume for me. Hehe.

alisha said...

What a fun post. Hmmmmm...

1. Johnny Depp
2. Simon Baker
3. John Krasinski

Hmmmm...I think that's all I can come up with at the moment.

sitting on the mood swing at the playground said...

My initial thought is to list Bruce five times but after deeper reflection...

1. Bruce
2. Christopher Meloni
3. Johnny Depp
4. George Clooney
5. Evander Holyfield (I've always been a sucker for those broad shoulders and chisled chest...)

Tammie said...

i love christopher meloni. he has been my number five many times.

Daphne said...

You're right about Mr. McConaughey, but I wouldn't mind watching him play bongos naked every once in awhile. :)

Karen said...

Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Christopher Eigemann. Can't think of anybody else but that's because I'm twenty months pregnant and my hormones are not making me want to sleep with celebrities.

Your husband deserves to be congratulated on his taste.

Barefoot_Mommy said...

When you talk to Seth McFarlen ask what his obsession with Rogers and Hammerstein is? Particularly with The Sound of Music. He makes references to it ALL THE TIME. LOL

Mari said...

Daphne is cracking me up! I would have to say John Cusack. Totally hot brainiac.

Layrayski said...

1. ryan gosling (OMG)
2. ryan gosling
and ryan gosling?

Tammie said...

betts: you are a dirty pirate. ;)

daphne: that actually used to be my thinking about MM too. i think he would definitely know how to have a good time.

karen: yea my husband tends to like more natural looking celebs, which is kinda nice.

barefoot: ha ha...yeah, im thinking there is a lot we cold talk about. not sure if all that would happen before or after we do it.

mari: i used to love him. there are times i still do. i find his sisters pretty interesting too. i think they'd be a neat family to spend a dinner with.

lyra: so you like ryan gosling eh? :)

Penny said...

I think I am too fickle because mine seem to be always changing AND I have a thing more for the CHARECTERS than the actual people like:

1. Jim from The Office
2. The Dad from Friday Night Lights
3. Jack from Lost and/or Charlie from Party of Five

Those are my top 3 at this point...

Tammie said...

penny: yes you are clearly living in some type of fantasy world.

as opposed to myself and the rest of the commenters here who have our feet firmly planted on reality's solid ground.

Jessie Earth Momma said...

1. Justin Furstenfeld lead singer of Blue October
2. George Clooney
3. Greg Graffin lead singer of Bad Religion (check out his views)
4. Dave Matthews
5. Hugh Laurie "House"
And if Kate Winslet wants to join, the more the merrier!

hester said...

This game is sort of new to me and I may have to think about it for a while and get back to you. But, for starters, I'd say I'm a bit like your friend, Penny, as I could do:
1. Hank from Californication (rather than David Duchovny per se)
2. The journo Gregory Peck plays in Roman Holiday
3. If I was going to take a walk on the other side, I'd take on Kelly McDonald just to hear her accent.
4 Tobey McGuire (Yes Daphne - he's very cute - especially when he was just a youngster)
5. Still thinking....

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

my comments have been deleted twice - do you not like my list?
1. Gerard Butler
2. Craig Ferguson
3. George Clooney
4. Vince Vaugh
5. Gabrielle Byrne on In Treatment.
6. Michael Buble

Not necessarily in any order. And yes I am probably old enough to be #6's mother - I'll be a cougar!

Tammie said...

jessie: you are a wild gal. :) i like hugh laurie too.

hester: i had to google kelly mcdonald because i wasnt sure who that was but once i saw her face i realized i think ive seen her in quite a few things.

margaret: rest assured i did not delete your list. it must have been a glitch in the system. i like how you went the extra mile and added a sixth person. :) oh, and i love gabriel byrne too.

Dani said...

LOVE this post. I must be slutty as well. Whatever.

1. James McAvoy
2. Jordan Shipley (plays for the Longhorns)
3. Vince Vaughn
4. Paul Newman (I have a time machine in this fantasy)
5. Eli Manning (plays for NY Giants)

Yes. I am weird.

R.H. Ducky said...

nice! fun post. here are mine (I'll be slutty and put 5)...

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal (Jay has excellent taste)
2. Becky Hammon (plays for the San Antonio Silver Spurs)
3. Kristen Stewart (is that creepy? she is significantly younger than me)
4. Jennifer Nettles (lead singer for Sugarland)
5. Angelina Jolie (even though I'm kind of afraid she would break me in half)

Tammie said...

rh: hmm..i won't judge you for loving kristin if you dont judge me for liking robert pattinson.

R.H. Ducky said...

Fabulous! It's a deal.

You are going to totally think I'm making this up, but I was telling a friend about this post and she was like, "OMG you put Becky Hammon?!? She looks like that Elizabeth Hasselbitch chick!". True story.

(she does NOT look like her btw)