Do you know what can make you feel really old? When your kids start introducing you to slang terms. For instance, did you know that weenus is a slang term for the loose skin on your elbow? It's true.
This bit of knowledge was passed on to me by my son and his friend. I then had to hear about an hours worth of phrases such as:
*"My weenus is bigger than yours."
*"Mom, he put his weenus on the table!"
*"He's making me touch his weenus!"
It's going to be a very, very long summer.