*My mom and her husband are separating. As most of you know, they both live with us. Pretty soon, one of them no longer will. Although it's something that has been on the horizon for a while now, it's still upsetting. It has been very, very weird around here lately. I wish I could slip into a coma and have someone wake me when it's all over.
*Right now I'm reading a book called I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from A Jehovah's Witness Upbringing by Kyria Abrahams. It's very funny and I can totally relate. I used to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses. I've never really talked about that here but I probably will soon. I feel I'm almost ready.
*I waited for the new season of 24 for a really long time, and I'm disappointed because I'm just not that into it this year. I still want a Jack Bauer doll though:
*Last night my husband was reading one of the sports blogs he frequents. The article was about a football player named Marshawn Lynch, who was recently arrested. As he was scrolling through the comments he found this gem, (which was in no way doctored by me):
"what marshawn lynch did was retarded why the hell did he have a gun in his trunk anyway besides the bills are not a bad team and because we have fred jackson as buffalos back up fred taylor would be a good addition to the buffalo offense. besides the patriots are cheaters and they suck monkey balls"
Oh where to begin? I love everything about it! Very little punctuation! No capitalization! Monkey Balls! Plus, I know the person who wrote it probably pronounces "retarded" as re-tah-ded. I laugh every time I read it.