Seriously, after having this on my face for five minutes I looked like a new woman. It's supposed to be very similar to a facial you can get if you go to the Bliss Spa. I have never been to Bliss so I have no way of knowing if this is truly the case, but I do know I looked less like my dog's ass.
The only problem with this product is the insane price of $52. The hefty price is the reason it was on my gift list. I would never have bought it on my own. I'm trying to make it last the rest of my life.
*Another thing I can't get enough of lately is The Montauk Monster, that thing that washed up on a beach in the Hamptons.
I don't pretend to know whether it's a hoax or if it was a real animal. But it sure is ugly and I like looking at it.
*Fourteen days until the boy goes back to school. We have all our school shopping done and for the first time in history, the boy is actually looking forward to school starting. My only concern is that his hair won't be back to it's normal color by then. It seems to want to stay green. Frightening.
Note: When I originally wrote this, I had spelled 'Mack' as MAC. Jay informed me that this was the incorrect spelling for the trucking company, but the correct one for the makeup company. My response to Jay was, "Well, what if I meant to say that I felt as if I was hit by a truck filled with cosmetics? What do you have to say now, smartypants?!" Then I changed the spelling---because of course Jay was right.