Much like Triton hurling his trident towards an enemy, the pine tree in my neighbors yard hurled a branch taller than myself directly at the shed in our backyard. It stabbed through the roof, stopping only at the floor of the shed when it could obviously go no further. Which is where it will remain until Jay has time to cut it away piece by piece.
Miraculously, nothing in the shed was damaged by the branch. There are some books that probably have some water damage from the rain that poured in, but they were books no one read anyway, which is why they were in the shed in the first place.
I really, really wish I had my camera.