This probably says something about me. And I'm sure I'd know what that "something" was if I wasn't so busy reading my Sassy magazine, staring longingly at the Johnny Depp poster on the back of my door, and yelling at my mom about how SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!
Who do I think I'm fooling---we all know it's an Alec Baldwin poster. Pick me up for the dance at 6:45 sharp. Don't be late!